During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
Most dogs are immortal.
If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the
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All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level
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All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.
It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in
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If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition -even if you haven't been carrying any before
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You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of
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Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. Even a
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If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the
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The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his
wounds.
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill just grab one at random and hand it over.
It will always be the exact fare.
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